I am a zoo.
I am made up of animals from the Africa to Peruvian shore.
Am I still considered human to humans anymore?

I was in a horrible accident,
No one wanted to donate,
They had a body to recreate!
So the doctor suggested,
To get me a tested,
To be a part of the zoo.

My femurs from sheep;
My tongue is from monkey.
My legs from giraffe because I wanted to be tall.
My toes from orangutans, now I have four hands, and never fall.
My brain from an elephant (they never forget)
My face from a sphinx—the best plastics you can get.
I decided to finish off by imitating the three horned chameleon,
And I spiked the ends just a smidgeon.

So the moral of this story, children, is to follow the legal driving speed through,
So you’re never a part, but apart from the zoo.